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Lois fucking Lane pumping iron while Clark makes himself pretty.

The Man of Steel issue #4

Yeah. So. DC’s favorite power couple is Wonder Woman and Superman. Apparently Diana and Clark have way more of an impressive and memorable history than Lois and Clark. Clearly Lois Lane can never be with Superman because she’s not his SUPER equal. Also judging by the look on Clark’s face Lois would never be able to survive sex with him either. 20 years of marriage and he was obviously not enjoying himself in their many romps in bed together. I mean look at him. He’s alone and not human. And Lois isn’t powerful and would never be able to keep up with, relate to, or even work beside him at all. She’s so human and different than he is. He needs someone like Wonder Woman who can fight beside him and be different like him too and that’s pretty much it. Clearly. CLEARLY.